Tow schmucks / March on Washington / The next ‘6-7’?

Tow schmucks.
A new report from Chicago’s inspector general finds no shortage of customer hardship and vehicle damage in operation of the city’s auto pounds.
 Here’s the full report.
 Props to the late Steve Goodman.

‘If I’m a mosquito I’m flattered to get so much attention. If I’m a taxpayer I’m incensed.’ Former Better Government Association chief Andy Shaw calls for eliminating hundreds of government taxing bodies “that make Illinois 40 per cent more bureaucratically bloated than any other state”—including four separate tax-levying mosquito abatement districts in Cook County alone.
 A New York Times report (free link): Chicago’s tax increment financing program—created to revitalize struggling neighborhoods by stimulating economic development—has helped downtown, but not poorer areas.

‘A mockery of the justice system.’ Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin and U.S. Rep.—and Chicago mayoral candidate—Mike Quigley say Chicago’s downtown immigration court has been violating the law by issuing deportation orders for unaccompanied kids as young as 12.
 The executive director of the National Immigrant Justice Center’s Children’s Legal Center: “All of this is brand new.”
 Injustice Watch: “Illinois promised to protect immigrants. Local officials helped deport them anyway.”
 The Reader: Illinois’ ban on physical mail to prisons has made it even tougher for inmates to access books.
 An ICE officer accused of shooting a man in Minneapolis and lying about it has been freed from a Texas jail after a Trump-appointed judge refused to order his return to the Twin Cities.

March on Washington. Dan Froomkin at Heads Up News: With less than 10 weeks before the November election, thousands of people plan to gather on the National Mall tomorrow under the banner “Defend the Vote.”

‘Pink slime’ alert. Leading up to November’s elections, NewsGuard says Democrats and Republicans have invested in phony-baloney websites presenting themselves as professional news outlets.
 Popular Information: A Senate Republicans-funded website falsely links a Democrat to murder.

Not so fast. Gov. Pritzker’s signed a bill that—as of Jan. 1—regulates who can use e-bikes and scooters, and where and how quickly they can travel.
Count columnist Eric Zorn among the skeptics of the proposed “O’Hare Flyer” express train from the Old Post Office to the airport: “The terminal … will be … about a mile from the heart of downtown,” and “there are no plans for even one stop along the way in the near western suburbs, where a substantial number of customers could be found” …
 … but a DePaul University transit expert who was skeptical of Elon Musk’s aborted underground version of the concept is more hopeful.

Gee, can grownups get one, too? Diving into Facebook and Instagram parent Meta’s historic—and expensive—settlement with most of the United States, Poynter’s Tom Jones finds an agreement to give kids a default chronological feed instead of an algorithmic one.
 Facebook users can get that now, but not as a default; bookmark this page to see it.
 Former AP D.C. bureau chief Ron Fournier: “It took 20 years to curb Meta. We can’t wait that long with AI.”

The next ‘6-7’? Chalkbeat Chicago reporter Becky Vevea flags a 7-year-old’s new putdown: “That’s so AI.”
 Columnist and ProPublica co-founder Dick Tofel proposes ground rules for AI and writing.
 A Tribune editorial (gift link), noting Google’s purchase of dead airline Spirit’s corporate archives to train its artificial intelligence agents: “Your old emails might be worth millions.”
 Columnist and former Trib editor Jim O’Shea: “As soon as this fall … a handful of appointed public utility commissioners will wrestle with how much of the costly data center buildout gets added to the monthly power bills of customers whose idea of high technology may be a flip phone.”

Eyes up. If the weather cooperates, Chicago may get a view to a near-total lunar eclipse tonight …
 … and maybe the Northern Lights, too.
 WBEZ and The Grist analyze what’s driving Illinois’ record crop of tornadoes.

‘The consequences of handing over health care to Big Medicine have been immense.’ The American Prospect says the Trump administration’s taking credit for a drop in prescription drug prices—even though “the administration that delivered this was … Joe Biden’s.”
 Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman: “Even the Trump sycophants realize that they’re in big trouble.”

Mills in the news. Ikea’s opening a new store in the Gurnee Mills Mall.
 General Mills says it’s met its own deadline for removing artificial coloring from its U.S. cereal products.

It’s all wrong, but it’s all right. Coverage of the death of Dolly Parton was so absorbing that yesterday’s Chicago Public Square bore an above-average number of errors—including the misspelling of columnist and the name of acclaimed journalist Arnie Weissmann.
 Thanks to Mike Braden and several other readers who caught those goofs.
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Worst person in the world makes Dolly Parton’s death all about himself.”

R.I.P., Dolly / Cops on the case / Take your shots

R.I.P., Dolly. Immediate family planned a small, private service for entertainment titan Dolly Parton—who reportedly will be laid to rest in her signature high heels following her death of cancer yesterday at age 80.
Her passing sparked a pilgrimage of Chicagoans to an Edgewater mural in her honor (Tribune gift link).
Tribune critic Chris Jones, who’s visited her Dollywood theme park at least 50 times: “Even with all of her money and fame, she was unchanged and unchangeable” (gift link).
The AP surveys the many, many ways she used her fame and fortune for good …
Travel Weekly columnist and University of Illinois alumnus Arnie Weissmann recalls his 1977 Daily Illini interview with her—in which she declared, “I don’t do things that make me miserable.” (Photo: 1977 RCA Records publicity shot.)
The A.V. Club reviews Parton’s career: “Film and TV cameras were just as susceptible to the Queen Of Country’s charms as the rest of us.”
The Atlantic (gift link) shares photos from her life.
Columnist and self-described queer Army vet Charlotte Clymer: “God keeps taking the wrong 80-year-olds from us.”
Men Yell at Me columnist Lyz Lenz: “The Grim Reaper has some explaining to do, because this is unacceptable.”
Her family encouraged fans to honor her memory by leaving a message at DollyParton.com …
 … and by making donations to her charity, Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library, committed to mailing books to kids from birth to age five.

Face(book) the music, Meta. The company’s agreed to a whopping $17 billion settlement of 47 states’ lawsuit accusing it of deliberately addicting kids to Facebook and Instagram and routinely collecting data on those under 13 without parental consent.
Illinois’ share: Up to $768 million.
Among other steps, the company’s pledging to change things for teens across the country—including daily usage limits and nighttime blocks.
The University of Chicago’s limiting AI’s presence in the classroom.
The Freedom of the Press Foundation flags a new feature that could put ChatGPT all up in your iMessages.

‘If the voting process is destroyed, nothing else matters.’ Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg paraphrases the Supreme Court’s Monday gift to Donald Trump: “Sure, go ahead and mess with the mail-in ballots.”
Cook County and Illinois election officials insist their early voting and mail-in balloting systems are cool. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
In a win for Trump, late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s little sister has won the Republican primary to replace him on the November ballot.

Cops on the case. The Sun-Times reports a Border Patrol agent’s shooting of school teacher and U.S. citizen Marimar Martinez last fall in Brighton Park is under investigation by an elite group of Chicago police officers.
404 Media unmasks the guy who dressed up as Darth Vader to mock the Flock security camera network.

‘No president in history has ever harnessed the power of his office against journalists in as relentless and retaliatory a manner.’ Middle Tennessee State University Free Speech Center director and former USA Today editor-in-chief Ken Paulson sounds an alarm about Trump’s unprecedented assault on the press.
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Canada has broken what’s left of Donny’s rotting brain.”
Lawyer and columnist Mitch Jackson: Attorney General Todd Blanche should be impeached.

Charge up, gang. No sooner has power been restored to Northwest Indiana than a fresh round of bad weather threatens the region today.
In the days since storms left the region powerless, utility company NIPSCO filed for three rate hikes.
The Citizens Utility Board explains which customers are good candidates for ComEd’s “Time of Day” pricing program—offering lower rates to those who can shift electricity use to cheaper times of the day.

Take your shots. Your Local Epidemiologist offers a guide to vaccines for this fall.
Ahead of a new Illinois law designed to curb health insurance companies’ ability to cut fees for doctors—beginning in 2028—Blue Cross Blue Shield is … cutting fees for doctors.
Despite its owner’s pledge to reopen by this summer, West Suburban Medical Center is reportedly being emptied of equipment.
Block Club: The former CEO of Chicago’s scandal-scarred Loretto Hospital may avoid jail time by paying $60,000 in restitution for taking bribes.

‘We are deeply sorry.’ Target’s yanking a Halloween costume some described as racist …
 … notably a year after the company walked back its commitments to diversity, equity and inclusion—a.k.a., fairness.

Thanks. Mike Braden made this edition better.

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