Instagrudge / ‘Now they kiss my ass’ / A Simpsons revival

Instagrudge. “No Kings Coalition” organizers are outraged after Facebook parent Meta suspended their Instagram account during the height of Saturday’s vote-early events across the country.
■ … but Popular Information says the shutdown fits a pattern “as Meta has sought to establish a close relationship” with President Trump.
■ Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy is demanding an investigation of “a total indictment of Meta’s outsized influence on our culture and politics. How were they not ready for the biggest day of anti-Trump protest of the campaign?”
■ Regardless, early voting is shattering records across the nation.
■ Satire from Andy Borowitz and Tom Toro: “Trump Furious After ‘Pro Kings’ Rally Draws Sparse Crowd.”

Early voting, easy. Beginning today, Chicagoans can cast their November ballots in their own wards.
■ In Cook County outside Chicago, a bunch of early-voting spots are now open, too.
■ Much more election intel is at your disposal in the Chicago Public Square Voter Guide Guide.
■ PolitiFact’s launched an updating blog fact-checking midterm election rhetoric nationwide.

‘Now they kiss my ass.’ Trump over the weekend bragged at his domination of Google over the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico.
■ MapQuest—whose app is enjoying a surge of popularity after Google’s knee-bending—had a one-word retort.
■ Columnist Jeff Tiedrich marvels at Trump’s deference to Russia: “That must be one hell of a pee tape.”

‘Three Shootings in America.’ Former Politico editor Garrett Graff reviews “a week of our entirely-ordinary extraordinary violence.”
■ A mom who drove a pickup truck onto a soccer field during a kids’ game in Kansas, killing a 6-year-old boy and a 35-year-old man, has been released without charges as the investigation unfolds.

Peeping peak postponed. Abnormal warmth, driven by El Niño weather patterns, is delaying leaves’ seasonal color changes here and around the world …
■ … foreshadowing a warm winter “that would exceed the strength of previous El Niño events dating back to 1950.”
■ The AP invites you to meet “researchers leaving the U.S. because of Trump’s funding cuts and politicization of science” …
■ … but the president was set to sign an order increasing federal research on women’s health …
■ … although you can put an asterisk by that, because the order doesn’t include funding goals and the task force it creates will be co-led by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

‘When something has never happened before, the odds that it is happening now go way, way down.’ And yet columnist and author Neil Steinberg kept pulling the thread when he got a clearly AI-generated pitch seemingly from a London publisher.
■ Axios: “The AI attack-ad nightmare is coming true … a world where campaigns can put words in opponents’ mouths and create realistic-looking scenes that didn’t happen.”

Moonshiners, rejoice. The Supreme Court’s agreed to review a 150-year ban on the distilling of spirits in private homes.

No CNN? No problem for Trump. Poynter’s Tom Jones says the White House has a workaround when networks refuse to replace CNN’s slot in pool coverage of the president.
■ Under widespread criticism from other journalists, CBS News correspondent—and Chicago Tribune alumnus—Jan Crawford has apologized for and deleted a social media post critical of Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed …
■ Columnist Elaine Soloway is grateful to Trump for “introducing us to journalists who are exceptional.”

A Simpsons revival. For the first time in almost a decade, the character Apu was heard on last night’s episode …
■ … now voiced by a guy born in New Delhi.

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The Chicago Public Square Voter Guide Guide, Fall 2026

Election Day’s Nov. 3. Don’t cast your ballot in ignorance. Square’s here to help—with a guide to voter guides.

Be ready.
■ You can register to vote on Election Day itself, but—this year especially—don’t wait.
■ Generate a customized ballot for suburban Cook County or Chicago.
■ Your ballot, explained: BallotReady and Ballotpedia.
■ Outside Cook County? Learn more at your county’s website: DuPage, Lake, Will, Kane, McHenry, Kendall …
■ … or from the Illinois State Board of Elections.
■ Outside Illinois? Start here.

Get schooled.
■ Consult the League of Women Voters Education Fund’s Vote411 site to see what’s on your ballot, register to vote and check your registration.
■ See Axios’ guide on how to vote in the midterms.
■ Check the Tribune’s guide for Illinois voters (gift link) and the WBEZ/Sun-Times/Chalkbeat guide to the first election of the full Chicago School Board.
■ Meet board presidential candidates in a WTTW-TV town hall.
■ See answers candidates for Congress, the Illinois General Assembly and Cook County state’s attorney have given for the Sun-Times’ survey (link now updated for 2026).
■ Review all those judicial candidates via the Alliance of Bar Associations ratings roundup and Injustice Watch.
■ Want to know which candidates are taking whose cash? Transparency USA, Illinois Sunshine and the Illinois Elections Board are tracking that.
■ Popular Information’s PaidForBy app lets you upload a snapshot of a political mailer to learn who really funded it.
■ See editorial endorsements from the co-owned Daily Herald and Tribune—although (go figure) many are behind a paywall and “a corporate edict … prevents us from making formal endorsements in the Illinois races for U.S. Senate and governor” …
■ … but the Trib’s “bedsheet ballot,” a names-only list of its picks, is printable free here.

Do it.
■ Arrange to vote by mail here for Chicagoans; and here for others in Illinois.
■ Find where to vote in Chicago and the Cook County suburbs …
■ … or, anywhere else: “Where’s My F**king Polling Place?”
■ Want to vote early, in person? Chicago voters can do that here; other Illinoisans, check here.
■ Here’s where to vote Election Day in Chicago and the suburbs.
■ Election judges wanted.
■ Trouble at your polling place? Call 866-OUR-VOTE.

Go beyond.
■ Get updates around the clock on the Square Bluesky page.
■ Be informed for every election. Sign up for Square email, sent to your inbox (free!) weekday mornings at 10.

This is a work in progress.
■ Spot a mistake? Know of another source that’ll help people vote smart? Email Voterguide@ChicagoPublicSquare.com.
■ Know someone else ready to vote? Share this guide with a friend.

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