Super PAC scorecard / Stopped making sense / ‘Deadly childhood plagues’

Super PAC scorecard. The Sun-Times says it wasn’t all bad news for big money in this week’s Illinois primary.
Pod Save America cohost Dan Pfeiffer: “This was a devastating loss for AIPAC.”
Columnist Eric Zorn: “We haven’t seen the last of Kat Abughazaleh.”
At Chicago Public Square’s email deadline today, the Democratic race for state comptroller was unresolved.
A Tribune editorial on Tuesday’s turnout: “Illinois Republicans aren’t just losing. They’re disappearing.”
The New York Times (gift link): “Republicans in Congress propose to ban most voting by mail.”

Welcome, tourists! Pay up. The Chicago City Council’s voted to increase the hotel tax—making it the nation’s most onerous.
The council’s voted to freeze the city’s “subminimum wage” for tipped workers, but the mayor says he’ll veto.
Approved unanimously: An ordinance giving the police oversight agency power to investigate charges cops helped immigration thugs—in violation of city law.
Ex-Mayor Emanuel—now a potential presidential candidate—is calling for a reset on immigration policy.

‘Off the rails.’ That’s how The Associated Press describes yesterday’s Senate confirmation hearings for President Trump’s choice to head Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin …
 … who got into it with the Homeland Security committee’s chairman, Rand Paul—prompting The Daily Show’s Jordan Klepper to applaud sarcastically: “Low blow, Markwayne, picking on someone with half of your names.”
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Sit back and enjoy Rand Paul ripping Markwayne Mullin several new ones.”
Mullin’s testimony kept PolitiFact busy.
Wonkette: “Mullin has never served in the military. He’s never managed anything bigger than his family’s plumbing company. He has an associate’s degree in construction, and made his name with a radio show … called House Talk.
Regardless, the committee’s sending the nomination to the full Senate—with the support of one Democrat.
The American Prospect reminds us that Homeland Security funding is frozen, leaving us “in the midst of the quietest government shutdown in American history.”
Elsewhere on Capitol Hill, Democrats walked out of a House briefing on the Epstein files by Attorney General Pam Bondi.

Stopped making sense. USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke: “Trump, the guy who catapulted America into a war of choice with Iran, doesn’t seem like he’s doing well in the think-y/speak-y cognitive department.” (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
And yet, the AP reports, the Pentagon’s asking this impaired executive to approve another $200 billion for the Iran war …
 … a conflict that Popular Information says is based on a lie from National Intelligence Director Tulsi Gabbard …
 … who Wonkette’s Evan Hurst says “just blib-blabbed whatever contradictory words fell out of her mouth” yesterday before the Senate Intelligence Committee.
Semafor: The FBI’s opened a leak investigation into the top Trump intelligence official who quit Tuesday in protest over the war.

‘Resurgence of deadly childhood plagues.’ That’s the threat ProPublica sees in Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s vaccine agenda.
Inside Medicine columnist and doctor Jeremy Faust celebrates “a legal win for vaccines. But chaos is the point.”
Your Local Epidemiologist Katelyn Jetelina looks back six years to the rise of COVID-19: “It’s striking how much remains unknown.”
Justin Kaufmann and your Square proprietor were trying to figure it out on WGN Radio six years ago this week.

‘The universe is righting itself.’ That’s Car Con Carne podcast host James VanOsdol, celebrating the Smashing Pumpkins’ scheduled first appearance ever at Lollapalooza in Chicago …
 … tickets for which went on sale today.
Y’know what was fun? Working with James at Rivet News Radio (2015 audio).

Thanks. A lovely note from a reader got the day off to a nice start: “You have no idea how much I appreciate how you research and provide these sources of news and commentary for your readers.”
It wouldn’t happen if people such as these weren’t helping keep this service coming.
And a happy 40th anniversary to Newcity, which has been kind to your columnist over the years.

Big Money’s blue Tuesday / College Republicans’ ‘bigoted’ leader / Lolla lineup

Big Money’s blue Tuesday. HuffPost: Cash-rich special interests hit a wall in Illinois as their favored candidates suffered primary defeats.
In a test of Gov. Pritzker’s political power, his lieutenant governor, Juliana Stratton, took the Democratic nomination for senator—defying crypto cash and overcoming Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi’s flabbergasting $29 million ad campaign …
 … positioning herself to become the state’s fourth Black emissary to the Senate—and the second Black woman in that role.
Newsweek: The American Israel Public Affairs Committee spent $12 million losing Illinois primaries …
 … notably to Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss, who beat back AIPAC’s $7.5 million to become the Democrats’ candidate in the fiercely fought 9th Congressional District contest …
 … as, in other congressional primaries, La Shawn Ford is poised to become the West Side and western suburbs’ first new U.S. rep in almost 30 years …
 … potential Chicago mayoral candidate Mike Quigley won renomination to the 5th District seat …
 … Donna Miller beat Jesse Jackson Jr. in a crowded primary for a 2nd District seat …
 … and Melissa Bean got a nod to try in November to retake the 8th District seat she lost 16 years ago.
November’s race for governor will be a rerun of 2022.
Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle’s job looks safe for another four years.
County Assessor Fritz Kaegi’s on the way out.
Veteran political consultant Dave Lundy is grateful it’s over: “I’ve never seen an uglier, more personal, more nasty primary season than this.”
Injustice Watch rounds up those judicial primaries.

Next? Updating coverage: Trump’s pick to take over for Kristi Noem at Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, was facing Senate confirmation hearings today.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has a date with the House to talk about all those Epstein files she hasn’t released.
Lawyer and columnist Mitch Jackson: “The Senate is debating the SAVE America Act right now. Every voter should be alarmed.”

‘Maybe, just possibly, Trump pulled the whole thing out of his ass.’ The Daily Show’s Jordan Klepper turns a skeptical eye toward the president’s claim that a former U.S. president said he regretted not doing what Trump’s done in Iran.
Updating coverage: Israel’s reportedly killed a “slew of Iranian officials.”
Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman ponders Trump’s motivation in the war: “What really stands out is the centrality of oil money from the Persian Gulf.”
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “White House Energy Vampire” Kevin Hassett admits that the war’s impact on the U.S. economy is “really the last of our concerns.”
Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link): “Trump will be impeached. … Dems in ’27 have a lot to work with.”

College Republicans’ ‘bigoted’ leader. Popular Information: The 23-year-old college student named the new political director for the College Republicans of America is a champion of white supremacy who’s posted to social media that Jewish people are “delusional cosplayers” and most pedophiles are gay men.
ABC News alumnus Terry Moran on “Trump’s zombie Republicans: He promised no more wars. They believed him. Then he started one. They cheered.”
Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg marvels at a Trump-appointed federal appeals court judge’s unrestrained dissent in—to quote the judge—“a case about swinging dicks.”

‘Exciting news … for political journalism.’ Press Watch columnist Dan Froomkin celebrates word that billionaire media entrepreneur Robert Albritton is bankrolling “the next great Washington newsroom”—to challenge the gutted Washington Post.
A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to revive the Voice of America, rehiring hundreds of journalists.
After his arrest last fall while filming a protest outside the Broadview immigrant detention facility, a Chicago reporter says the Transportation Security Administration suspended his and his wife’s TSA PreCheck status.
Law prof Joyce Vance celebrates “a subtle win for the First Amendment” vs. Trump.
Oligarch Watch: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos’ $10 billion “climate charity” has a new mission: Promoting AI.

Lollapalooza lineup. The Smashing Pumpkins, Olivia Dean, Lorde and Charli XCX are on deck for this summer’s edition.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10 a.m.

‘A crown, in case you guys wanna do royal stuff.’ Tina Fey drops in with props for the cast of the new Saturday Night Live UK series—debuting this weekend.
U.S. viewers can see it Sundays on Peacock.

Thanks. Mike Braden and Amy Zekas Reynaldo made this edition better. 

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