Supercell suffering / Dems on a roll / War’s upside? / Tomorrow’s the day

Supercell suffering. Big storms that ravaged Illinois and Indiana spun off at least four tornadoes …
 … including one that ripped through Kankakee …

CTA safety plan. Threatened with a loss of federal funding if it doesn’t do more to fight crime on trains and buses, the Chicago Transit Authority’s promising sheriff’s deputies on trains, more secure entry gates and farecard spot-checks to keep out nonpaying riders.
 The Sun-Times: A man shot and killed by a Chicago cop Monday night was wanted in connection with a shooting earlier that day on the Eisenhower Expressway near Oak Park.
 Also from the Sun-Times: A 36-year-old man’s been arrested, accused of randomly attacking three women downtown last Thursday.

Dems on a roll. The Downballot: A Democrat’s win in a race for a traditionally Republican New Hampshire House seat is the party’s 10th straight election flip: “Since the start of Trump’s second term, Republicans have flipped zero Democratic seats.”
 A new poll suggests a nailbiter in the Chicago area’s hotly contested 9th Congressional District Democratic primary race.
 Pro-Israel Political Update columnist Steve Sheffey: The American Israel Public Affairs Committee’s decision to dump $5 million in the race might blow up in its face.
 7th District voters in the city and the western suburbs have a mind-blowingly large field of candidates from which to choose.
 The Tribune’s A.D. Quig takes a close look at the race for Cook County Board president.
 Wary of Trump interference in elections, Mayor Johnson’s proposing no-immigration-enforcement “democracy zones” outside polling places in next week’s election.
 Ready to make your call? Check the Chicago Public Square Voter Guide Guide.

‘Fake explosions, fake missiles, fake troops.’ CNN fact-checker Daniel Dale says AI-generated crap is clouding news of the Iran war …
 … which independent journalist Ken Klippenstein says merits the title World War III.
 The Present Age proprietor Parker Molloy: “They can’t agree on whether it’s a war, a mission, regime change or self-defense. They don’t need to. They just need Congress to stay out” …
 … a thing it’s doing pretty well …
 … with some Democrats’ help.
 Popular Information: Trump says his son-in-law Jared Kushner helped convince him to go to war. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit” …
 … a reference to Wall Street Journal reporting: Trump “has the strangest habit of buying cheap dress shoes for people without their consent.”
 Dan Froomkin at Press Watch: “The war makes it more urgent for journalists to call out Trump’s derangement.”

War’s upside? As the conflict drives up fuel prices, environmentalists hope renewable energy will get a boost (Monday link).
 Ryan Cooper at The American Prospect: “Most presidents can’t be directly blamed for gas prices going up. This one is the exception.”

‘As Paul Revere declared on his famous ride: One if by surf, two if by turf.’ That’s Stephen Colbert last night, mocking Defense Secretary Hegseth after a government watchdog’s report that the Pentagon blew billions of dollars on luxury food and other items in 2025 under a “use-it-or-lose-it” budget scenario.
 Read the full accounting here.

‘Trump’s Epstein scandal somehow got worse.’ Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link): “Buried bodies? A murder cover-up? A shocking sex crime? It’s Epstein files gone wild.”
 Marcie Jones at Wonkette: “While bombs have been dropping on Iranian schoolgirls … Trump has been facing … more files and reporting … featuring his high-mileage peen, explosive temper and pummeling fists, and his and Jeffrey Epstein’s now well-documented tendency of preying on young girls as a team.”
 Columnist Amy Parker: “It will take far more than the end of Trump’s misbegotten, ugly life to repair the damage to our country.”

Fabricating a violent terrorist invasion of America’s third-largest city to justify suppression of First Amendment rights.’ The Freedom of the Press Foundation—representing several Chicago news organizations—has filed a disciplinary complaint against a Justice Department lawyer, asserting that he misled a judge during hearings over demonstrations in which federal agents tear-gassed and shot reporters with pepper-spray bullets.
 Law professor Joyce Vance: “I know when something is so weird that it’s funny. Like Kristi Noem’s last tweet as DHS Secretary.”
 Mother Jones: She may be out at Homeland Security, but “taxpayers are still getting screwed on Kristi Noem’s big beautiful jet.”

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Mixed signals / Final face-off / Wait wait … / Laundry day

Mixed signals. Defense Secretary Hegseth predicted that today would bring “our most intense day of strikes inside Iran” …
 … even as President Trump declared the war “very complete” …
 … a line that inspired late-night hosts to make the same joke, two ways.
Plainspoken Jeff Tiedrich: “Donny flipped the Big Skateboard of Foreign Policy™ up into his own nuts, and now has to pretend that he meant to do that.
Historian Heather Cox Richardson: “It has become clear that Trump had no plan in Iran other than to strike it, knock out the leaders he didn’t like, and hope the Iranian people would rise up and put in place new leaders he could deal with.”
PolitiFact dumps water on presidential press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s suggestion that a military draft is an option on the president’s table.

‘Disgusting and juvenile war porn.’ The guy who has long voiced “Master Chief” in the Halo video games, Steve Downes, has condemned the appropriation of his work in the White House social media campaign for the conflict.
You may remember Downes as a DJ on WDRV-FM, Chicago’s “The Drive”—a role he departed in 2015.

‘Spiking gas prices will make me filthy rich.’ USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke: “Thanks, Trump!
Columnist Brian Tyler Cohen: “Trump started a war and you’re paying for it at the pump.”
Seth Meyers: “One thing you can’t lie about is gas prices … because they’re on giant f***ing signs on the side of the road.”
Robert Hubbell at Today’s Edition:The wheels are coming off the Trump bus.”

‘Her claims should be taken seriously.’ Popular Information surveys what we know and what’s still being hidden about Trump’s alleged sexual assault of a minor.
Columnist Eric Zorn on the significance of Trump’s baseball cap faux pas: “There is no one around Trump … to say, ‘Hey, yeah, boss, you know, this is not a good idea. Let’s rethink.’”
Columnist and former Tribune and Sun-Times editor Mark Jacob: Democrats should zero in on Trump’s unlikeable adviser, Stephen Miller, as the face of the Republican Party. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)

Blitz redux? Spring’s approach raises concern about the prospect of another Midway Blitz assault on the Chicago area by Trump’s immigration thugs.
The Sun-Times reports the high-powered Chicago law firm that fought back in court wants a special prosecutor to investigate and potentially charge those responsible—even as the Cook County state’s attorney says she opposes the notion.

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Also from the Trib (gift link): Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi’s fundraising for that campaign is drawing scrutiny.
Politico: Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s coming to Illinois Friday to headline a rally for Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton in that race.
Undecided about the March 17 primary? The Chicago Public Square Voter Guide Guide’s here to help.

‘Trump just pardoned Ticketmaster when no one was looking.’ Monopoly expert Matt Stoller says a “specter of corruption” haunts the settlement of an antitrust case against the company.
Illinois and other states are rejecting the deal.
Echoing Trump’s campaign pledge to “save vaping,” his FDA has opened the door to more flavored e-cigarettes.

Wait wait … for May 23, when legendary Chicago TV anchorman Bill Kurtis steps down from his role as judge and scorekeeper on NPR’s Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!
In a memo to staff, Kurtis, who’s 85, says, “There is no better way to stay young than to surround yourself with this crew of outrageously talented people who have no fear in taking down anything and anyone with a well-placed joke.”
In a 2017 Chicago Public Square podcast, host Peter Sagal celebrated Kurtis’ contribution to the show (at 48:38).
Reportedly unhappy with newly Trump-compliant CBS News’ meager coverage of the anniversary of the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection whose aftermath he covered in detail, justice correspondent Scott MacFarlane is quitting the network.
His note to colleagues: “I look forward to some independence and finding new spaces to share my work in line with my personal goals.”

Nice while it lasted. A day after record high temperatures and sunny skies …
 … the Chicago area was bracing for bad weather today.

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