‘Incredible, but … to become more frequent’ / You’re being watched / Yay, Costco

This is it. Welcome to the ninth annual National Support Chicago Public Square Day.
Got a Square T-shirt, hoodie or cap? Wear it today and then share a photo on social media …
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 Let’s kick things off with a note from Square reader and Travel Weekly columnist Arnie Weissmann: “I am in Lesotho to interview the king. … I told him it was Square Day and asked if he would mind taking a photo with me. … He obliged.”

And now the news:

It might seem incredible, but it’s likely going to become more frequent.’ A Northern Illinois University expert tells the Tribune the gargantuan—that’s the technical adjective—hail that assaulted Illinois Tuesday is just a sample of what’s to come as the globe warms.
 A survivor of the accompanying tornadoes recalls: “I was there for a while trying to unbury myself.”

Why kids died. Sources tell The Associated Press that outdated intelligence likely led to the U.S. launching a deadly missile strike that killed more than 165 people—many of them children—at an elementary school in Iran.
 ProPublica: “The U.S. built a blueprint to avoid civilian war casualties. Trump officials scrapped it.”
 Veteran Chicago TV news executive Jennifer Schulze: “Dogged investigative news reporting reveals the U.S. role in the deadly school bombing but you won’t hear much about that from Trump-friendly media.”

Your tax dollars at war. Cost to the U.S. of the conflict’s first six days? More than $11 billion.
 Public Notice columnist David Lurie on the pointlessness of trying to discern the point of Trump’s war: “The evident fact is that the president is nuts” …
 … or, as Jeff Tiedrich puts it, “It’s becoming more apparent with each passing day that … he had no plan beyond ‘we’re gonna bomb the shit out of Iran and they’re gonna surrender the same day.’”

This is not made up.’ Media writer Tom Jones is gobsmacked by the decision to bar news photographers from Pentagon briefings because Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s team found pictures of him “unflattering.”
 The Defense Department’s labeled a Washington Post appeal for tips from within the military as prohibited “solicitation” that could prompt punishment.
 Law professor Joyce Vance: “This is how the First Amendment erodes.”

‘We can’t handle a drone strike. We barely survived the writers’ strike here, OK?’ Jimmy Kimmel’s on edge after the FBI warned of possible retaliatory attacks by Iran on California.
 Columnist and lawyer Robert Hubbell: “You would think that, during a war that has provoked one of the largest state sponsors of terrorism, the president and his party would want the Department of Homeland Security fully funded. You would be wrong!

‘There’s an event near you.’ Heads-Up News columnist Dan Froomkin encourages you to prep for what could be the biggest anti-Trump protest yet: March 28’s next No Kings Day.
 Search the map here.

You’re being watched. 404 Media breaks down a “dystopian hellscape” in which your day-to-day activities can be monitored by everything from doorbell cameras to license-plate trackers.

Ready to cruise the Jackson? A bill introduced to the Illinois House would rename part of the Dan Ryan Expressway for the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
 If you drive to Wrigley Field, the Cubs want you to have hundreds more parking spaces from which to choose.
 Columnist Eric Zorn’s all in on a bill to pay Chicago school board members.
 A Springfield mystery: Why has a member of the House Democratic caucus been excommunicated from the party?

She’s baaaa-aaaack. Scandal-scarred ex-Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard—widely compared to the principal on the TV show Abbott Elementary (2024 link)—is running for a county board … in Georgia.
 The Washington Post (gift link): Artificial intelligence money is flooding the 2026 elections.
 A veteran Illinois political strategist tells Politico that super political action committee spending here has gone “completely nuts.”
 The Chicago 312 newsletter: Senate candidate Raja Krishnamoorthi “wants to abolish the ICE he’s taking checks from.”
 Capitol News: Illinois election officials say they’re mostly insulated from Trump’s election threats.
 Been putting off your ballot calls? The Square Voter Guide Guide is here to help.

Yay, Costco. It’s one of the few companies that hiked prices due to Trump’s now-illegal tariffs and that now tells Popular Information it intends to pass some of the refunded cash back to customers.
 A bunch of others are not so eager to share the windfall.

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Supercell suffering / Dems on a roll / War’s upside? / Tomorrow’s the day

Supercell suffering. Big storms that ravaged Illinois and Indiana spun off at least four tornadoes …
 … including one that ripped through Kankakee …

CTA safety plan. Threatened with a loss of federal funding if it doesn’t do more to fight crime on trains and buses, the Chicago Transit Authority’s promising sheriff’s deputies on trains, more secure entry gates and farecard spot-checks to keep out nonpaying riders.
 The Sun-Times: A man shot and killed by a Chicago cop Monday night was wanted in connection with a shooting earlier that day on the Eisenhower Expressway near Oak Park.
 Also from the Sun-Times: A 36-year-old man’s been arrested, accused of randomly attacking three women downtown last Thursday.

Dems on a roll. The Downballot: A Democrat’s win in a race for a traditionally Republican New Hampshire House seat is the party’s 10th straight election flip: “Since the start of Trump’s second term, Republicans have flipped zero Democratic seats.”
 A new poll suggests a nailbiter in the Chicago area’s hotly contested 9th Congressional District Democratic primary race.
 Pro-Israel Political Update columnist Steve Sheffey: The American Israel Public Affairs Committee’s decision to dump $5 million in the race might blow up in its face.
 7th District voters in the city and the western suburbs have a mind-blowingly large field of candidates from which to choose.
 The Tribune’s A.D. Quig takes a close look at the race for Cook County Board president.
 Wary of Trump interference in elections, Mayor Johnson’s proposing no-immigration-enforcement “democracy zones” outside polling places in next week’s election.
 Ready to make your call? Check the Chicago Public Square Voter Guide Guide.

‘Fake explosions, fake missiles, fake troops.’ CNN fact-checker Daniel Dale says AI-generated crap is clouding news of the Iran war …
 … which independent journalist Ken Klippenstein says merits the title World War III.
 The Present Age proprietor Parker Molloy: “They can’t agree on whether it’s a war, a mission, regime change or self-defense. They don’t need to. They just need Congress to stay out” …
 … a thing it’s doing pretty well …
 … with some Democrats’ help.
 Popular Information: Trump says his son-in-law Jared Kushner helped convince him to go to war. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit” …
 … a reference to Wall Street Journal reporting: Trump “has the strangest habit of buying cheap dress shoes for people without their consent.”
 Dan Froomkin at Press Watch: “The war makes it more urgent for journalists to call out Trump’s derangement.”

War’s upside? As the conflict drives up fuel prices, environmentalists hope renewable energy will get a boost (Monday link).
 Ryan Cooper at The American Prospect: “Most presidents can’t be directly blamed for gas prices going up. This one is the exception.”

‘As Paul Revere declared on his famous ride: One if by surf, two if by turf.’ That’s Stephen Colbert last night, mocking Defense Secretary Hegseth after a government watchdog’s report that the Pentagon blew billions of dollars on luxury food and other items in 2025 under a “use-it-or-lose-it” budget scenario.
 Read the full accounting here.

‘Trump’s Epstein scandal somehow got worse.’ Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link): “Buried bodies? A murder cover-up? A shocking sex crime? It’s Epstein files gone wild.”
 Marcie Jones at Wonkette: “While bombs have been dropping on Iranian schoolgirls … Trump has been facing … more files and reporting … featuring his high-mileage peen, explosive temper and pummeling fists, and his and Jeffrey Epstein’s now well-documented tendency of preying on young girls as a team.”
 Columnist Amy Parker: “It will take far more than the end of Trump’s misbegotten, ugly life to repair the damage to our country.”

Fabricating a violent terrorist invasion of America’s third-largest city to justify suppression of First Amendment rights.’ The Freedom of the Press Foundation—representing several Chicago news organizations—has filed a disciplinary complaint against a Justice Department lawyer, asserting that he misled a judge during hearings over demonstrations in which federal agents tear-gassed and shot reporters with pepper-spray bullets.
 Law professor Joyce Vance: “I know when something is so weird that it’s funny. Like Kristi Noem’s last tweet as DHS Secretary.”
 Mother Jones: She may be out at Homeland Security, but “taxpayers are still getting screwed on Kristi Noem’s big beautiful jet.”

Tomorrow’s the day. Got a Chicago Public Square T-shirt, hoodie or cap? Wear it Thursday to mark the ninth annual National Support Chicago Public Square Day and then share a photo on social media …
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