‘Trumpapalooza’ / ‘South Park’ ➔ ‘South America’ / Stardate screwup

‘Trumpapalooza.’ MS NOW looks ahead to the president’s midterm convention opening today in Dallas—an event “some Republicans would rather skip.”
 Pod Save America co-host Dan Pfeiffer calls the convention “a gift to Democrats.”
 USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke: “The list of speakers … reads like a who’s who of ‘Who’s to blame for all these problems?’”
 Political science professor Kristoffer Ealy: “Trumpapalooza went from $20,000 to free—and America still said no.”
 After announcing a political action committee to help Democrats win across the country, Gov. Pritzker was headed to Dallas to protest.
 Cartoonist Ann Telnaes envisions some of the swag to be had there.

A ‘crushing blow.’ That’s what author and columnist Brian Tyler Cohen says the Supreme Court has dealt Trump’s efforts to redistrict congressional maps ahead of the November elections.
 A federal court ruling has made Missouri’s congressional elections even more confusing.

Gun companies on the hook? A new bill proposed in Springfield—a U.S. first if enacted—would require firearms makers to contribute to a state fund for covering taxpayers’ and shooting victims’ expenses in cases of gun violence.
 Amid questions over the office’s professionalism in the face of recent scandals, the Illinois General Assembly’s legislative inspector is quitting.

Hanging it up. After months of pressure from Trump, the founding director of the National Museum of African American History and Culture and former Chicago History Museum boss Lonnie Bunch is quitting as leader of the Smithsonian Institution.
 Under similar pressure, the Chicago-based American Bar Association is abandoning its diversity standards for law schools (Crain’s gift link).

Small but disturbing. Investigative journalist Ken Klippenstein spotlights a change in Homeland Security’s logo.
 Former Chicago Mayor and founder of the ICE Accountability Project Lori Lightfoot says Illinois needs to decide whether the law applies to federal agents (Tribune gift link).

‘The good of a city … has to take preference over the unreasonable objections of a few people.’ A Tribune editorial (free link) has little sympathy for those protesting transformative proposals like the O’Hare Flyer express train and an Amtrak maintenance facility in Bridgeport …
 A joint investigation by the Illinois Answers Project and Chinatown Spotlight finds dozens of Chinatown residents and businesses grappling with uncertainty—and roaches and flooding—as a landlord’s empire crumbles.

We’re No. 1. A new ranking puts Chicago atop a list of Earth’s most “climate-resilient” cities …
 … but a Loyola University professor cautions Block Club that means things here will just be “less bad” than in other places.

‘I’m eating lettuce again.’ Pediatrician, immunologist and columnist Zachary Rubin shares lessons from the summer’s cyclospora outbreak.
 Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman: Trump’s “idiotic trade war” against Canada “will hurt more than people realize.”
 An analysis by the AFL-CIO Tech Institute concludes that grocery stores’ electronic shelf price labels not only eliminate jobs but also enable “instantaneous price changes” that can squeeze shoppers even more.

‘There is no evidence any of this is true.’ Popular Information puts the lie to Trump’s fantasies about the events of 9/11.
 Journalist Brent Molnar tracks “the pathetic evolution of … Trump’s stolen valor.”
 The plainspoken Jeff Tiedrich: “Could this ginormous sack of shit please stop lying about how he was rescued at Ground Zero?”

South Park South America. Ahead of its season premiere, Comedy Central’s satiric animated show is tweaking Trump with a name change of its own …
 … and some shade for “our parent company Paramount—a Skydance Capitulation.”

Late night’s back. After a long break, Jimmy Kimmel took the stage to compare himself to Trump: “We both accomplished nothing all summer long.”
 It was Kimmel’s landmark 4,000th episode …
 … a run LateNighter breaks down by the numbers.
 Before returning to the Daily Show anchor desk, Jon Stewart joined New York’s mayor at a news conference to complain the city “buried … for 25 years” information about just how polluted the city’s air was after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
 Ahead of that anniversary, a few U.S. airports are restoring nonpassengers’ access to gate areas—to greet or bid farewell to those with tickets.

‘If you can’t put any thought into word choice or sentence structure … why should I give a shit about what you say?’ Columnist Lyz Lenz has no patience for the contention that artificial intelligence “helps piss-poor writers write.”
 Facebook parent Meta’s rolling out Muse, a new AI agent that can send your emails and book your travel (New York Times gift link) …
 … but it concedes Muse “isn’t immune to attack.”
 Apple was set today to announce a new generation of iPhones …
 … in an event to stream live on the web here at noon Chicago time.
 The Onion:Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down.”

Stardate screwup. A slip of the finger got Star Trek’s debut year wrong in yesterday’s Chicago Public Square: It was 1966.
 The Hollywood Reporter’s Rick Porter watches that first episode with fresh eyes: “It didn’t really hint at the creative leaps Star Trek would take.”
 Here’s former Tribune critic Maureen Ryan’s tribute to “an all-time classic” episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
 The Conversation on Trek’s shared legacy with NASA: By championing diversity, the show inspired generations of real space scientists.

‘A digital surveillance machine’ / ‘Customers are scared’ / ‘Star Trek’ at 60

Testing … testing … 1 … 2 … 3 … Is this thing on? Chicago Public Square’s back after a break.

 If you unplugged from the news over the last week-and-a-half, catch up by scrolling back through the Square account on Bluesky, where you’ll find items such as …
 … the Tribune’s retrospective (gift link), “Operation Midway Blitz, one year later: A changed Chicago forges on after the resistance” …
 … the Sun-Times’ look-back, “68 days, 4,000 detained, 2,700 deported” …
 … USA Today’s staff cuts as search engines send fewer readers newspapers’ way …
 … Ms. Magazine founder Gloria Steinem’s final essay …
 … a 1992 interview with Steinem’s successor, Robin Morgan, who died just days after Steinem …
 … an obituary for Garry Lee Wright, former WXRT on-air partner to your Square columnist …
 … and much, much, much more.

Now, the news of today:

‘A digital surveillance machine.’ Popular Information flags an Elon Musk-funded website encouraging people in key states to check their registration status.
 Better options: The federal Election Assistance Commission’s Vote.gov …

‘Something new is happening.’ Columnist and former Illinois Republican U.S. Rep. Adam Kinzinger, who voted to impeach a president from his own party: “Republicans are stopping me to say thank you.”
 Dispelling long-held Republican confidence, The Associated Press says the fight for control of the U.S. Senate’s wide open.
 As Republicans convene in Dallas this week, the AP reports that Trump wants voters to pretend he’s on the ballot—and the party’s going along.
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Republicans apparently unclear on the concept of Labor Day.” (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)

‘Trump has been posting on social media at a frantic pace.’ Historian Heather Cox Richardson surveys the president’s latest AI-generated slop.

Cheese squeeze. Pledging to match Trump’s tariffs on Canadian goods dollar-for-dollar, Canada’s imposing $20 billion in fees on U.S. goods—including steel, aluminum, appliances, clothing, cosmetics, farm equipment and cheese.

‘Customers are scared.’ A new report finds that a year of immigration oppression has cost Cook County businesses $1.2 billion.
 Read the details here from the Great Cities Institute at the University of Illinois Chicago.

‘They didn’t give a damn about the health of the people down there.’ U.S. Rep. Jerry Nadler says newly released documents confirm that New Yorkers were falsely reassured about the quality of New York’s air in the months after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001—25 years ago this week (New York Times gift link).
 Illinois recommends but doesn’t require marking the date with instruction, activities or events.

‘I’m fine with freedom of religion as long as there is also freedom from religion.’ Columnist Eric Zorn has a problem with Cardinal Blase Cupich’s opposition to Illinois’ assisted suicide law.
 Today, Sept. 8, is 988 Day—dedicated to raising awareness of the the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.

‘Score one for artificial intelligence.’ Frustrated in a search of Encyclopedia Britannica, columnist Neil Steinberg gets the answer he sought from AI: “I expect there will be a lot of that in the years to come.”
 Among The Onion’s tips for detecting AI scams: “If there was really a problem with your taxes, the government would have kidnapped you by now.”

‘No reason to show these new Trump-dictated names anywhere outside the U.S.’ Daring Fireball columnist John Gruber says this is how Google and Apple should have responded to Trump’s edict renaming Lake Ontario.
 Now he wants to rename New Mexico.

‘Don’t watch.’ Columnist and former Chicago TV news exec Jennifer Schulze calls for a boycott of the overhauled 60 Minutes—“now being run by people with a Trump-friendly political agenda and little respect for fact-based journalism.”
 CNN files a preview here.
 McSweeney’s is promoting a new book, Advance: How to Survive (and Thrive) Under Authoritarianism: Discover the joy of total value betrayal.”

Hype alerts. Treat Hollywood’s swagger with skepticism: Yeah, summer box office cash hit a record, but the number of tickets sold remains way down from pre-pandemic levels.
 DJ and culture critic Bob Lefsetz: “There is no CD listening revival. None whatsoever. Sorry.

Star Trek at 60. NBC aired the show’s first episode on this date in 1966 …
 … making this an apt time to revisit not one but two of your Square columnist’s interviews with Trek creator Gene Roddenberry—including his explanation of why he wanted Spock to look a little devilish …
 … and a 1995 interview with Trek historian Mark Altman.

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