ICEy runways / ‘Bullshit stings’ / ‘Why do you stay in Chicago?’

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ICEy runways. As President Trump prepared to deploy Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents to airports today to help with security during the budget standoff over Homeland Security funding, at least one Republican senator is pronouncing that a “bad idea” …
Concerned about your digital privacy as ICE steps into airports? The Electronic Frontier Foundation’s June list of tips may help.
See also TidBITS’ survey of when Apple’s FaceID helps—and when it doesn’t.

Mullin’ Mullin. The Republican-controlled Senate was poised today to confirm Trump’s benighted pick (March 5 link) to head Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin.
Block Club Chicago: “ICE killed a man outside Chicago last year. Little has been done to investigate.”
ICE has asked Illinois not to release a Venezuelan migrant accused in the shooting death of a Loyola University freshman …
 … a suspect who the Sun-Times notes arrived in Chicago with the wave of migrants bused here from Texas in Gov. Greg Abbott’s protest of then-President Joe Biden’s border policies.
Two Illinois State University students and four others were wounded in a shooting in Normal early Sunday.

‘Stop, Truck 1. Stop.’ The collision of a jet and a firetruck at New York’s LaGuardia Airport killed an Air Canada flight’s pilot and copilot.
Control tower audio: “Stop, stop, stop.”

‘Make a deal.’ Updating coverage: Trump said Iran is proposing to end the war—but Iran denied it.
Columnist Neil Steinberg: “The president said the war will end when he ‘feels it in his bones.’ Is that reassuring? His bone-deep feelings are what got us here.”
The Sun-Times: Chicago-area Lebanese Americans are mourning more than a thousand dead and a million displaced in Israeli strikes on Lebanon.
As the war propels fuel prices up, Consumer Reports offers 10 tips to get the most out of a tank of gas.

‘A victory not just for the protesters, but anyone in this country who cares about the First Amendment.’ An attorney for protesters at the Chicago area’s immigrant detention center in Broadview hails as “heartwarming” a federal judge’s rejection of a curfew on demonstrations there.
Organizers of Saturday’s third “No Kings” rallies across the country are looking to top the more than 6 million who turned out in October.
The flagship rally: St. Paul, with Sen. Bernie Sanders.
Garry Trudeau’s Doonesbury spared no sarcasm in a “No Kings” call to action.

Administration aggravation. The leaks are proliferating, as insiders tell The New York Times (in a pair of gift links) about the turmoil inside the Trump/Robert F. Kennedy Jr.-controlled Centers for Disease Control …
 … and the Homeland Security operations overseen by Kristi Noem paramour Corey Lewandowski (link fixed).
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich invites you to watch Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent “explain that it was totes acceptable for Dear Leader to gloat over the passing of Robert Mueller, because Mueller was very very very very very very very mean to him.”

‘I’m the gov who put gov in Wegovy.’ Amid talk of a presidential run, Gov. Pritzker got some laughs Saturday as he addressed reporters and dignitaries at Washington’s Gridiron Club dinner.
Pritzker’s wrestling with a thorny question: Should Illinois join Trump’s program of tax breaks for donations to scholarship organizations that could benefit private schools promoting discriminatory views?

‘Bullshit stings.’ Taking a critical look at police and federal agents’ undercover operations, John Oliver found plenty of reason for concern—in Chicago and elsewhere.
See his report here.

‘Standards of excellence are so out.’ Pulitzer winner Jack Ohman mourns the impending death of CBS News Radio.
News watchdog Margaret Sullivan blames “the awful new management at CBS News—under the thumb of Trump-friendly CEO David Ellison and his handpicked editor Bari Weiss.”
 … but it’s not gonna help.
Democratic senators are demanding the FCC investigate foreign entanglement in CBS parent Paramount’s proposal to buy Warner Bros. Discovery.

‘It could have been a lot worse.’ That’s The Guardian on Saturday Night Live UK’s premiere—which showed up in the U.S. last night on Peacock.
Elsewhere, the show’s getting fair-to-middlin’ reviews.
It got off jokes about Trump and Epstein …
 … prompting Trump to share a clip.
The Ukraine-born and Chicago-raised owner of the OnlyFans adult-content digital platform, Leonid Radvinsky, is dead of cancer at 43.

‘Why do you stay in Chicago?’ Returning to the pages of the Tribune, Pulitzer-winning columnist Mary Schmich tackles that question with gusto (gift link).
Plus: Axolotls!
 … a word that readers of a certain age may have first encountered in the pages of Mad Magazine (2014 link).

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New Year’s nightmare / So much courage / R.I.P., CBS News Radio / Quiz perfection

New Year’s nightmare. In a move that The Associated Press says risks drawing Iran’s Arab neighbors into the war directly, Israel pounded Tehran with airstrikes today, the Persian New Year.
 More from the AP: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s Christian rhetoric is drawing fresh scrutiny as the war winds on.
 Evan Hurst at Wonkette: “The world is far more dangerous because of what Trump and Hegseth have done.”
 The American Prospect’s Ryan Cooper: “Trump has really stepped in it this time.”

Trump’s Pearl Harbor punchline. The president stunned a White House audience into silence yesterday during a meeting with Japan’s prime minister.
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Why didn’t Japan tell him about Pearl Harbor? How about because it happened five years before he was born?
 Jimmy Kimmel: “I guess we should be grateful he didn’t do an accent?
 John Gruber at Daring Fireball: “As Trump sinks further into dementia … his administration, in a sick way, gets funnier and funnier.”

So much courage. The John F. Kennedy Library Foundation is awarding a 2026 Profile in Courage Award to “The People of the Twin Cities, Minnesota” …
 …“for risking their lives to protect their neighbors and immigrant community members from an unprecedented federal law enforcement operation, peacefully defending … values that serve as the foundation of our Constitutional democracy.”

Croke squeaks in. Gov. Pritzker’s choice for Illinois comptroller, State Rep. Margaret Croke, has narrowly landed the Democratic nomination.
 Contrarian editor-in-chief Jen Rubin: “In winning the Democratic nomination in the IL-9 House race, Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss showed us how to … beat back dark money.”
 Injustice Watch: Judicial primary voters rejected three appointed judges …
 … as a couple of judicial cliffhangers linger on.

‘Charter operators cannot play fast and loose with their money or with students’ lives.’ Chicago Teachers Union leadership supports a school board decision to cut ties and support for the financially troubled Aspira charter network.
 Planned Parenthood of Illinois has agreed to pay half a million dollars to settle a government investigation into charges of discrimination tied to the organization’s diversity, equity and inclusion efforts.
 A federal judge in Oregon says the Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. overreached when he declared puberty blockers and other transgender health care treatments unsafe and ineffective.

R.I.P., CBS News Radio. The latest round of cuts at CBS include the shuttering of the network’s nearly 100-year-old radio news network, serving 700 stations across the country—including Chicago’s all-news WBBM.
 The Trump-controlled Federal Communications Commission has OK’d creation of the nation’s largest local TV operator—through the merger of the Trump-friendly Nexstar Media Group, owner of Chicago’s WGN Radio and TV, with the Tegna chain …
 … even as Democratic-led states, including Illinois, seek to block the deal.
 Jorie Lueloff, Chicago TV’s first female news anchor, is dead at 85.

Quiz perfection. Your Chicago Public Square proprietor rarely gets all the right answers on The Conversation’s weekly news quiz …
 … but this week is, um, a little special.
 With no such advantage on City Cast’s primary election quiz, your columnist nevertheless nailed all five of five questions there.


Heads, he wins; tails, he wins.
A federal arts commission appointed by Donald Trump has approved the final design of a 24-karat gold commemorative coin bearing the image of Donald Trump to mark Donald Trump’s celebration of the 250th birthday of the United States.

‘Freedom of speech! Right on!’ Grammy-nominated rapper Afroman (“Because I Got High”) is celebrating his acquittal in a defamation lawsuit filed by sheriff’s deputies whose raid of his home he mocked in music videos …
 … earning those deputies Lyz Lenz’s Dingus of the Week honors.
 Watch The Daily Show’s laugh-out-loud, feel-good breakdown of the case here.
 Stephen Colbert’s selling “Last Show” T-shirts for charity.

Tarnished Reputations Dept.
 New charges of sexual abuse by the late, iconic United Farm Workers co-founder Cesar Chavez have Chicagoans reconsidering all the ways his name and face have been honored around town.
 ABC’s canceled The Bachelorette’s season after release of video in which she can be seen punching, kicking and throwing chairs at her former partner as her young daughter cries.
 Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s $70 billion “Horizon Worlds” virtual social and gaming network? It’s outta here.

‘When should I use a semicolon?’ Donning his “Ask Mister Language Person” hat, Pulitzer winner Dave Barry tackles that question and others …

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