‘No Kings’ protests / No masks / Trib shrinking / Quizzes

‘No Kings’ protests. Hundreds of cities have been targeted for demonstrations tomorrow—Donald Trump’s 79th birthday.
Block Club: What to know about Chicago’s anti-Trump march.
Today’s Edition author and lawyer Robert B. Hubbell: “If you have been sitting on the sidelines, waiting for the right moment to join peaceful protests in defense of democracy, this is the moment you have been waiting for.”
Uncensored Objection columnist Mitch Jackson: “Stand up now or lose it all.”
The Sun-Times’ Neil Steinberg: “This is not the first time people have poured into the streets to decry federal overreach. But if Trump is allowed to portray all protest as sedition … it might be among the last.”
Columnist Robert Reich: “We will be demonstrating against Trump’s decision to turn our army into a domestic army of occupation. … We will not allow this to happen any more than did our forebears.”
Press Watch columnist Dan Froomkin cautions reporters: “‘How many people were arrested?’ is a lousy way to cover protests” …
 … but, for the record, yeah, an Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights-led protest in Chicago last night took place without incident.

‘Dictator chic.’ The Guardian: What to expect from Trump’s birthday military parade in D.C. Saturday …

Guarded optimism. Trump critics and constitutional scholars celebrated a federal judge’s stirring 36-page ruling yesterday that deployment of the National Guard to Los Angeles—over the mayor’s and the governor’s objections—violated the Constitution …
In troops’ Los Angeles occupation, Jennifer Mascia at The Trace sees echoes of 1970’s Kent State massacre.

No masks. American Civil Liberties Union of Illinois communications director Ed Yonka: ICE officers’ masks “send a signal … that they are not accountable for their actions. … This must change.”
The Sun-Times: “Chicago police say they don’t ‘assist in immigration enforcement’ but have turned over key records to feds.”
Chicago’s top cop tells a judge he would “never” use the power some City Council members want to give him—to declare a curfew with just 30 minutes’ warning.
A veteran Chicago police officer caught on video published by the Tribune showing him hitting a 14-year-old boy during an off-duty visit to an elementary school is leaving the force (gift link).

A senator in handcuffs. California Sen. Alex Padilla was forcefully removed—pushed to the ground and cuffed—after he tried to confront Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem about her immigration raids on Los Angeles.
Evan Hurst at Wonkette: “We can all watch the video and see Noem’s Gestapo thugs assault Padilla.”
Historian Heather Cox Richardson: “What Noem was saying before Padilla spoke out is crucially important. … The Trump administration is vowing to get rid of the democratically elected government of California by using military force.”
Noem is columnist Lyz Lenz’s Dingus of the Week.
Andy Borowitz offers a two-line “Noem Poem”—and invites you to submit your own.
In a seven-hour-long House hearing on “sanctuary state” policies, Gov. Pritzker yesterday came under attack from hostile Republicans—including Illinois’ Darin LaHood.
He laughingly dismissed it as “a political circus.”

Bill Kristol at The Bulwark: “This crisis provides an opportunity for the Trump administration to rethink many of its dangerous and self-defeating America First doctrines.”

Oh, what a fragile web we weave. A massive Google Cloud outage yesterday disrupted a broad range of internet services.
Columnist Vyom Ramani: “It was a wake-up call, a glimpse at how delicate our digital dependencies have become.”
Have you been playing around with Meta’s AI app? Know that the questions you pose get displayed in a public feed.
Gizmodo reports that, at 18 years, Apple’s about to relinquish the iPhone’s “vice [sic] grip on its alarm snooze feature, which grants nine more minutes to your alarm. No more, no less.”

Trib shrinking. Again. In what the Chicago Tribune Guild calls “a short-term profit boost” in pursuit of “a sugar high,” the paper’s offering a fresh round of buyouts to union members.
Congress is now a big step closer to cutting government funding for public broadcasting …
 … leaving it to the Senate to back down from what CNN’s Brian Stelter declares “the closest NPR and PBS have ever come to a complete loss of federal funding.”
Voting rights advocate and Democracy Docket founder Marc Elias: “Legacy media … is too weak, too compromised from years of pulling its punches. … This is how democracy dies.”

Almost perfect. Chicago Public Square nailed all but one of the eight questions on past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel’s latest news quiz for The Conversation.
Your Square columnist’s score: 7/8 correct. (Flubbed Q. 6.)
Bonus: Can you top Square’s 4/5 on this week’s City Cast Chicago quiz?

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What could go wrong? Happy Friday the 13th.

‘Resist’ / ‘No survivors’ / Our Beach Boy

‘Resist.’ Mayor Johnson’s cheering on protesters of Donald Trump’s immigration policies …
 … although at least one Chicago City Council member tells Axios “a percentage of these protesters are determined to cause damage and anarchy.”
 Of the 17 people arrested at Tuesday’s Chicago protest, four face felony charges—including one accused of spitting in a cop’s face.
 As the search for a suspect continued, a woman hit by a car that sped through that demonstration talked to reporters about her broken arm and other injuries.
 Demonstrations have been spreading nationwide.
 Illinois will see no shortage of protests Saturday.
 Johnson was scheduled to take questions from listeners live on WBEZ today from (correcting time) 12 to 1 p.m.
 Reminder: The “No Kings” protests and the president’s big birthday military parade coincide with Pope Leo’s virtual address to a crowd at Sox Park. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 Wonkette’s Evan Hurst has lots of questions about that “almost all white” crowd of troops who cheered on Trump Tuesday at Fort Bragg …
 … where his attempt to mock Joe Biden backfired, as noted by The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic: “Most people would’ve gone with ‘brightest bulb’ or ‘sharpest tool,’ but Donald Trump took half of both and smushed them together. That is what makes him the cream of the litter.”
 PolitiFact spotlights misinformation about the L.A. protests.

‘Grab ’em by the posse comitatus.’ Law & Chaos: “If there was any doubt that the president intends to use the military to occupy American cities, the administration has now dispelled it.”
 Former Tribune TV critic Maureen Ryan: “If you are going to be protesting … turn off biometric access to your phone (if you bring a smartphone at all, that is), and also check out this list of other tips from EFF and from veteran organizers.”
 Columnist Eric Zorn’s counsel: “Keep calm and mind the optics.”
 Former U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich: Protesters’ solidarity “is the silver lining on the dark Trumpian cloud.”
 LAist, with a reminder of what all the protest’s about: A website tracking ICE raids nationwide has been overwhelmed with users seeking help and sharing updates.

Pritzker in the hot seat. The governor was due at Chicago Public Square’s email deadline to appear before the Republican-controlled U.S. House in defense of Illinois’ “sanctuary status” for immigrants.
 Video was set to stream here.

Walmart wrangle. The Daily Beast: A billionaire Walmart heiress’s full-page newspaper ads condemning Trump and cheering on the protests has sparked a MAGA backlash.
 Politico explains how Les Misérables—a performance of which Trump attended at the Kennedy Center last night—“makes MAGA’s rebel hearts sing.”

Rider refunds. Uber says it’s begun paying back Chicago customers overcharged a total of $1.78 million in congestion fees between January and April.
 ComEd’s launching a $10 million relief fund to help nonprofit organizations and low-income customers pay their electric bills during what looks to be a hot summer.
 People can apply here next month.
 Columnist Matthew Yglesias: Trump’s “beautiful” bill stands to raise electricity prices even more, leaving the nation with “no policy support whatsoever for wind, solar or emerging technologies.”

‘No survivors.’ That was the police assessment at the crash in India of an Air India flight to London. (Update, 11:43 a.m. At least one person did survive.)
 The plane crashed into a building attached to a medical college.
 The AP has assembled photos of the devastation.

Well, maybe one King. Chicago schools’ new CEO is Macquline King.

Our Beach Boy. A Tribune editorial celebrates Brian Wilson, the “musical mastermind” who died this week at 82 …
 … during which he recorded much of his album Imagination …
 … whose title track was co-written with Chicago radio host Steve Dahl …
 Pictures show his house as it was when it was up for sale in 2011.
 Five years ago, in the thick of the pandemic, Wilson delivered a memorable solo performance for Stephen Colbert’s show.
 Pulitzer winner Mary Schmich: Wilson “created the first, and to this day most beloved, record I ever owned.”
 Variety picks Wilson’s 20 greatest songs …
 … but don’t forget that he was obsessed with the song “Shortenin’ Bread” …
 … witness this medley of times he incorporated the song in his own work.

 Meta also pledges to step up its online safeguards.

‘World class cowards.’ Columnist Andy Borowitz sets aside his humorist hat to condemn ABC for 86’ing correspondent Terry Moran: “I am more grateful than ever that I don’t work for corporate media. I work for you.” (You know, like Chicago Public Square.)
 But Eric Zorn says Moran had to go.
 Set for this afternoon: A House vote on what CNN’s Brian Stelter calls “the closest NPR and PBS have ever come to a complete loss of taxpayer support.”

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